- 50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
- Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
- break up line: it's not you, it's 1D
How can a concert be under 18? Like if you're 21 you can't go?
why would u want to be around a bunch of yelling children with a closed bar anyway
- robot: i don't understand. what is... love?
- scientist: oh... well. i. love is-
- robot: ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me